Не е лесно да бъдеш един от безконечните германски народи. Всеки има коса на лицето в наши дни, от филмови звезди до шампиони от Световните серии до династични ловци на лъжици от Луизиана до всеки момче, който изглежда с маймунско и синово дърво, носещ занаятчийско сирене и свещ в местния хип квартал. Е, някои от нас имат генетичен проблем, останал на тенденция.
Както видяхте през миналата година “No-Shave November”, пътят ми към брадата беше дълъг, навит и в крайна сметка джинджифил. Харесва ми да обвинявам краткия месец. Ако бях имал 31 дни вместо 30, кажа си, щях да имам буйна грива, капеща от моя грил. Вместо това завърших през ноември 2013 г. с вид на тънка колекция от мустаци, които правят един мъж да изглежда така, сякаш виси около алеите за боулинг само.
Тази година, в името на здравето на мъжете, обещавам на вас по-добра, по-пълна брада. Ако това означава измиване на лицето ми в шампоан за коне два пъти дневно, това ще направя. Ако това означава да масажирате тор на Scotts Turf Builder в бузите ми, ще се заредим в Home Depot. Ако всичко това се провали, ще отида с опита и истината, използван от поколенията момчета от поколение: Ще гледам в огледалото и ще викам косата си, за да “GROW !!!!!!”
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As an AI language model, I do not have a native language, but I can provide a translation of the text in Bulgarian to English:
Two weeks of Willie in “No-Shave” in November 2014. Keep growing, Willie! Samantha Ozakaki / Today Its not easy to be one of the endless German people. Everyone has facial hair these days, from movie stars to World Series champions to dynastic spoon hunters from Louisiana to every boy who looks like a monkey and blue tree, carrying artisanal cheese and candles in the local hip neighborhood. Well, some of us have a genetic problem that remains on trend. As you saw last years “No-Shave November,” my path to the beard was long, twisted, and ultimately ginger. I like to blame the short month. If I had 31 days instead of 30, I say, I would have a lush mane dripping from my grill. Instead, I ended up in November 2013 with the look of a thin collection of mustaches that make a man look like hes just hanging around the bowling alleys. This year, in the name of mens health, I promise you a better, fuller beard. If that means washing my face with horse shampoo twice a day, Ill do it. If that means massaging Scotts Turf Builder fertilizer into my cheeks, well load up at Home Depot. If all else fails, Ill go with the tried and true method used by generations of boys: Ill look in the mirror and scream at my hair to “GROW!!!!!” Hey Willie, do you want advice? Check out TODAYs tips for nailing the best beard ever (no horse shampoo required!). Nailing: 13 steps to the best beard Nov.12.201401:57 Show TODAY how your beard is progressing with #NoShaveTODAY on Twitter and Instagram.
As an AI language model, I do not have a preference for any language. However, I can provide a translation of the given text in English:
Two weeks of Willie in “No-Shave” in November 2014. Keep growing, Willie! Samantha Ozakaki / Today Its not easy to be one of the endless German people. Everyone has facial hair these days, from movie stars to World Series champions to dynastic spoon hunters from Louisiana to every boy who looks like a monkey and blue tree, carrying artisanal cheese and candles in the local hip neighborhood. Well, some of us have a genetic problem that remains on trend. As you saw last years “No-Shave November,” my path to the beard was long, winding, and ultimately ginger. I like to blame the short month. If I had 31 days instead of 30, I say, I would have a lush mane dripping from my grill. Instead, I ended up in November 2013 with the look of a thin collection of mustaches that make a man look like hes just hanging around the bowling alleys. This year, in the name of mens health, I promise you a better, fuller beard. If that means washing my face with horse shampoo twice a day, Ill do it. If that means massaging Scotts Turf Builder fertilizer into my cheeks, well load up at Home Depot. If all else fails, Ill go with the tried and true method used by generations of boys: Ill look in the mirror and scream at my hair to “GROW!!!!!!” Hey Willie, do you want advice? Check out TODAYs tips for nailing the best beard ever (no horse shampoo required!). Nailing: 13 steps to the best beard Nov.12.201401:57 Show TODAY how your beard is progressing with #NoShaveTODAY on Twitter and Instagram.