星期五，美国总统巴拉克•奥巴马（Barack Obama）成功地分散了一个紧张的国家，因为强制性的削减开支只能在短短的几个小时内开始通过科幻的弊端，因此令人震惊，导致Twitterverse爆炸……无论如何，无论如何.
奥巴马在一次关于隔离期限的即兴新闻发布会上表示：“我不能做绝地思维，让共和党人做正确的事情。”奥巴马在两个受欢迎的太空特许经营的心灵感应催眠技术，星球大战的“绝地心灵伎俩”和“星际迷航”的“瓦肯思想融合”中不正确地结合，使得书呆子感受到了部队的灾难性干扰.
这是社交媒体相当于“穿越溪流”的事情，Egon Spengler博士警告他的同伴Ghostbusters永远不会用他们的质子包，因为害怕相当严重的挫折：
“试着想象所有生命，因为你知道它会立即停止，你体内的每一个分子都会以光速爆炸。”
然而，正如雷·斯坦兹博士不幸得到的保持Puft棉花糖男人的需要，有时你 不得不 交叉流。或者，在这种情况下，混合科幻参考.
因此，为了转移人们对“财政悬崖”的注意力，Reddit-savvy总统重新回到2010年流行的互联网模因 – 他放弃了“巨魔报价”。
这一切都始于伊恩麦克兰爵士甘道夫的照片，伴随着尤达的名言“做或不做，没有尝试”，并归功于哈利波特的邓布利多。真气，不是吗？奥巴马发出一个非常令人发指的巨魔报价，现在我们可以说别的。无论是最初是否有意，现在都是这样，特别是在白宫发布了一个图像挤满了所有它的价值之后.
这些不是全面的联邦预算削减和你正在寻找的严厉的紧缩措施.
海伦A.S.波普金对互联网说实话。告诉她在Twitter和/或Facebook上找到一份真正的工作.
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After the explosion of the internet about Obamas “Jedi mind meld” reference, the White House Twitter account posted a picture. Today, Friday, US President Barack Obama successfully dispersed a tense country because mandatory spending cuts could only begin through the sci-fi loophole in just a few hours, which was shocking and caused the Twitterverse to explode… Anyway, Obama said at an impromptu press conference on the isolation deadline: “I cant do Jedi thinking and make Republicans do the right thing.” Obama incorrectly combined the mind control techniques of two popular space franchises, the “Jedi mind trick” of Star Wars and the “Vulcan mind meld” of Star Trek, causing a catastrophic interference for the nerds. This is like “crossing the stream” on social media, as Dr. Egon Spengler warned his Ghostbusters companions never to use their proton packs for fear of serious setbacks: “Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.” However, as Dr. Ray Stantz unfortunately learned the need to keep Puft Marshmallow Man, sometimes you have to cross the streams. Or, in this case, mix sci-fi references. Therefore, to shift peoples attention from the “fiscal cliff,” the Reddit-savvy president returned to the 2010 popular internet meme-he gave up the “troll quote.” It all started with a photo of Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf, accompanied by Yodas quote “Do or do not, there is no try,” and credited to Harry Potters Dumbledore. True gas, isnt it? Obama issued a very infuriating troll quote, and now we can say something else. Whether it was intentional at first, it is now, especially after the White House released an image packed with all its value. These are not comprehensive federal budget cuts and severe austerity measures you are looking for. Helen A.S. Popkin tells the internet the truth. Tell her to find a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook. [View the story on Storify]
As an AI language model, I do not have a native language, but I can provide a translation of the text into English:
After the explosion of the internet about Obamas “Jedi mind meld” reference, the White House Twitter account posted a picture. Today, Friday, US President Barack Obama successfully dispersed a tense country because mandatory spending cuts could only begin through the sci-fi downside in just a few hours, which was shocking and caused the Twitterverse to explode… Anyway, Obama said at an impromptu press conference on the isolation deadline: “I cant do Jedi thinking and make Republicans do the right thing.” Obama incorrectly combined the mind control hypnosis techniques of two popular space franchises, Star Wars “Jedi mind trick” and Star Treks “Vulcan mind meld,” causing bookworms to feel the catastrophic interference of the troops. This is a social media equivalent of “crossing the stream,” as Dr. Egon Spengler warned his Ghostbusters companions never to use their proton packs for fear of serious setbacks: “Try to imagine all life, because you know it will stop immediately, every molecule in your body will explode at the speed of light.” However, as Dr. Ray Stantz unfortunately learned to keep the need for Puft Marshmallow Man, sometimes you have to cross the streams. Or, in this case, mix sci-fi references. Therefore, to shift peoples attention from the “fiscal cliff,” the Reddit-savvy president returned to the 2010 popular internet meme-he gave up the “troll quote.” It all started with a photo of Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf, accompanied by Yodas quote “Do or do not, there is no try,” and credited to Harry Potters Dumbledore. True gas, isnt it? Obama issued a very infuriating troll quote, and now we can say something else. Whether it was intentional at first, it is now, especially after the White House released an image packed with all its value. These are not comprehensive federal budget cuts and severe austerity measures you are looking for. Helen A.S. Popkin tells the internet the truth. Tell her to find a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook. [View the story on Storify]