编者注：在TODAY报道原始故事出错后，该故事的标题被修改。 Ben Patterson透露，这个故事中的’Breathalyzer’部分是捏造的.
Ben Patterson是加利福尼亚州Burlingame的风险投资家和企业家，他是一位富有同情心的人。他也是个爸爸。这不是一个理想的组合.
周五，帕特森在Facebook上发布说他和他的儿子迪克兰一起开车回家，而他的妻子斯蒂芬妮则和朋友一起出去吃饭。接下来发生的事情让整个互联网都在笑.
在他的妻子的文本中，帕特森在吵闹的餐厅的喧嚣声中听不到她的电话，在他驾驶他回家的时候，他转发说Declan的弹丸呕吐。 “我只是试着把他打扫干净，”帕特森写道。 “闻起来很糟糕。”
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不幸的是，帕特森把他的饼干扔到了一个有关公民的草坪上，他们假设成年男性在她的财产上扒手的唯一原因是他必须在陶醉时开车。她打电话给警察.
“现在警察出现了Aaaaaa，”帕特森写信给他的妻子。 “Aaaaaaand现在是一名呼吸试验者。你太过分了。“（他过去了。）
帕特森终于被允许开车回家了，尽管他抱怨说德克兰还在呕吐，问道：“他吃的是什么，因为它的气味如此之大？”
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他的Facebook页面上的一系列图片已经累积了94,000个赞和154K Facebook股票。显然，许多父母可能与幼儿瘫痪问题导致的困难有关.
帕特森报告说，他把汽车清理工作留给了他的妻子，但她并不介意让他免于进一步的困扰。 “她很棒，”他写道.
生孩子后，生活变化的有趣和戏剧性的方式
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Editors note: After TODAY reported an error in the original story, the title of the story was changed. Ben Patterson revealed that the “Breathalyzer” part of the story was fabricated. Ben Patterson is a venture capitalist and entrepreneur from Burlingame, California, and he is a compassionate person. He is also a dad. This is not an ideal combination. On Friday, Patterson posted on Facebook that he and his son Declan were driving home together, while his wife Stephanie was out to dinner with friends. What happened next made the entire internet laugh. In his wifes text, Patterson couldnt hear her phone over the noisy restaurant, and while he was driving him home, he forwarded that Declan projectile vomited. “I was just trying to clean him up,” Patterson wrote. “It smelled really bad.” Unfortunately, Patterson threw his cookie onto a citizens lawn, and they assumed the only reason an adult male would be on her property was because he must be driving drunk. She called the police. “Now the cops showed up Aaaaaa,” Patterson wrote to his wife. “Aaaaaaand now a breathalyzer. Youre too much.” (He passed.) Patterson was finally allowed to drive home, although he complained that Declan was still vomiting, asking, “What did he eat because it smells so bad?” A related: When a playdate turns into a goodbye hug, a little girl lets out a hilarious scream. Unfortunately, Patterson left the car cleaning to his wife, but she didnt mind sparing him further trouble. “Shes great,” he wrote. After having a child, life changes in interesting and dramatic ways.