四月怀孕的长颈鹿:当我很好并准备好时,我会有这个孩子 2024

四月怀孕的长颈鹿:当我很好并准备好时,我会有这个孩子

你好,互联网的人。我,4月怀孕的长颈鹿,明白你对我小腿即将诞生感兴趣。这是一个值得肯定的欢乐时刻,我很高兴与数十万观看YouTube直播的人分享我的快乐。但是新闻报道:盯着我,要求“那个孩子已经在哪儿了?”并没有帮助.

看,我已怀孕15个月了。十五。相信我,没有人比这更适合这个孩子了。哦,我看起来很大?多么迷人的观察。我的肚子好像要流行了?哇,这个原始评论我过去一个月没有听过每一天。两个在那里?不,只是那一个,非常感谢你对Not-A-Veterinarian夫人的兴趣。我很抱歉你发现我超长期怀孕的衰弱时刻令人沮丧或无聊。这对我来说是一场不停的笑骚乱,在我体内孕育着一个体重150磅的哺乳动物.

我不是真正的医生或兽医。我是长颈鹿。我的大脑与我的体型成比例,非常小。但即便如此,我也知道盯着怀孕的肚子大声问道:“你有没有做过婴儿?!”并不是诱导分娩的有效方式。顺便说一下,有一个应用程序.

动物 Adventure Park Giraffe Cam
不,还没有宝贝,Alysia。哦,你厌倦了等待?已经15个月了,Alysia。对于这个孩子来说,没有人比我,4月的长颈鹿,我.动物冒险公园长颈鹿凸轮/ YouTube

有趣的事实:长颈鹿活跃劳动的第一个真正迹象就是你能看到蹄子出来的时候。是的,蹄子从我的hoo-ha出来。 TMI?对你来说有点太真实了吗?看,那就是诞生。它太乱了,如果你不能处理蹄子那么可能只是备份并给我一些隐私来做我的长颈鹿妈妈的事情.

是的,这个L&D病房有点稀疏,但你知道吗?我喜欢稀疏。我喜欢丰富的食物,自然光线以及保持食物来临的好护士。你知道它没有什么吗?狮子。没有我的抱怨。由于缺乏掠食者试图吃掉我和我的宝宝,五分之五的明星.

四月 the pregnant giraffe
你还好吗,小家伙?嘿,他们没有报道“当你期待一只小长颈鹿时会有什么期待”的网络礼仪礼仪。动物冒险公园

那是什么?你想摸我的肚子?我可以碰你的吗?更好的是,当然,继续尝试。我有四个很好的蹄子,用强大的货运列车的力量踢。如果你感到幸运的话,那就去吧,小人类吧.

顺便说一句,我在Toys R Us注册了。关于徽标的一些东西对我说.

编者注:4月怀孕的长颈鹿专门与今天的父母分享这篇文章,通过与编辑Rebecca Dube的心灵交流,代表每个已经过了她约会的孕妇,觉得整个世界都在看着她.

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  1. As an AI language model, I do not have a specific language or culture. However, I can provide a translation of the text into English:

    Hello, internet people. I am April, the pregnant giraffe, and I understand that you are interested in the imminent birth of my calf. This is a moment of joy that deserves celebration, and I am happy to share my happiness with the hundreds of thousands of people watching the YouTube livestream. However, the news reports asking “where is that baby already?” are not helpful. Look, I have been pregnant for 15 months. Fifteen. Trust me, no one is more suited for this calf than me. Oh, I look big? What a charming observation. My belly looks like its about to pop? Wow, that original comment I havent heard every day for the past month. Two in there? No, just the one, thank you very much for your interest in Mrs. Not-A-Veterinarian. Im sorry if my prolonged pregnancy is frustrating or boring for you. For me, its a non-stop party, incubating a 150-pound mammal inside me. Im not a real doctor or veterinarian. Im a giraffe. My brain is proportionate to my body size, which is very small. But even so, I know that staring at a pregnant belly and loudly asking “have you had that baby yet?!” is not an effective way to induce labor. By the way, theres an app for that. No, theres no baby yet, Alysia. Oh, youre tired of waiting? Its been 15 months, Alysia. No one is more ready for this calf than me, April the giraffe. Fun fact: the first real sign of active labor for a giraffe is when you can see the hooves coming out. Yes, hooves coming out of my hoo-ha. TMI? Too real for you? Look, thats birth. Its messy, and if you cant handle hooves, then maybe just back up and give me some privacy to do my giraffe mom thing. Yes, this L&D room is a bit sparse, but you know what? I like sparse. I like plenty of food, natural light, and good nurses keeping the food coming. You know what it doesnt have? Lions. No complaints from me about that. How are you doing, little guy? Hey

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