Jimmy Kimmel的妻子说他的煎饼艺术技巧让生活变得“活生生” 2024

Jimmy Kimmel的妻子说他的煎饼艺术技巧让生活变得“活生生”

Jimmy Kimmel正在给他的妻子一些主要的扒手技巧。而这让她留下了更多的烦恼。她说这让她的生活变得生机勃勃.

在“华盛顿邮报”的一篇幽默文章中,莫莉·麦克尼尔尼描述了她丈夫喜欢制作可爱的煎饼艺术令人讨厌的倾向,但却以“高效,安静,创造性,强烈加剧的方式”。

这也让她觉得有些不足.

McNearney是“Jimmy Kimmel Live!”的联合主编,她说她早上再也不能把这对3岁的小孩倒入一碗Cheerios。至少,当Kimmel在附近制作他可爱的煎饼时.

“而不是你的平均煎饼。他制作艺术。用煎饼面糊。就像一个伐木工精神病患者,”她在文章中写道。.

McNearney指出,情况并非如此。 Kimmel最初在一年前制作了他们的女儿Jane,“普通”煎饼.

“她很喜欢他们,我们很高兴,”她说.

但随后Kimmel开始尝试使用塑料挤瓶和有机食用色素。他还购买了食品装饰笔.

“他在情人节那天开始用红色的心形煎饼。他没有使用饼干切割器。他自由自在。简爱他们。我喜欢他们。我们一起吃了它们,我很钦佩他的体贴,“39岁的麦克尼纳尼回忆说.

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几天后,他制作了一个“令人愉快的三色小丑”,每个人都对手工艺表示赞赏.

“然后他变得好斗。他做了多莉。她很完美。接下来,全彩色托马斯坦克引擎。他让Nemo和一个蜘蛛侠,我发誓,他的目光转向我,“McNearney说道.

接下来是史努比和查理布朗以及“在他举办奥斯卡颁奖典礼后的早晨,甚至是闪电麦昆”,她指出.

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Kimmel发布了关于他早期努力的推文,当时他吹嘘以Dory的形式塑造他女儿的早餐,Dory是他的朋友Ellen DeGeneres所说的“海底总动员”角色。.

但从那时起,他的艺术才能成为他妻子的负担:他们的女儿现在要求煎饼艺术,即使她的父亲不在家.

“我试着用一碗燕麦片卖掉她。我告诉她这是神奇女侠的食物。她没有买它,“McNearney说,他还有一个10个月大的儿子和Kimmel。 “她要求她习惯的食用艺术。我塌陷并紧张地向她许诺煎饼。 “我会让你成为一个’棕色球’!’她困惑地看着我,然后是怜悯然后厌恶。随后发脾气。“

世界各地挣扎的父母都会同情McNearney,McNearney承认她的部分问题是缺乏类似的艺术技巧.

“做一个母亲很难,”她说。 “煎饼艺术家不在工作描述中。我试过一次笑脸。我不想再提了。”

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  1. As an AI language model, I do not have a specific language preference. However, based on the content of the article, it appears to be written in Chinese. The article discusses Jimmy Kimmels pancake art and how it has become a burden for his wife, Molly McNearney. She describes how Kimmels pancake art has made their daughter demand it even when he is not home. McNearney admits that part of the problem is her lack of artistic skills. Overall, the article provides a humorous take on the challenges of parenting and the unexpected consequences of pancake art.

  2. As an AI language model, I do not have a specific language preference. However, based on the content of the article, it appears to be written in Chinese. The article discusses Jimmy Kimmels pancake art and how it has become a burden for his wife, Molly McNearney. She describes how Kimmels pancake art has made their daughter demand it even when he is not home. McNearney admits that part of the problem is her lack of artistic skills. Overall, the article provides a humorous take on the challenges of parenting and the unexpected consequences of pancake art.

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